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The Love-Bombing Chronicles

July 17, 2026 · by Elena Petrova

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Man Declares Soulmate Status On Day Nine, Ghosts By Day Fifteen, Files No Explanation

It was intense. It was fireworks. It was, in hindsight, a sales pitch with a very aggressive returns policy. On day fifteen the fireworks stopped answering their phone.

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The Narcissist's Prayer, Now Available In Convenient Pocket Form

'That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, you deserved it.' Reader, I have laminated it.

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