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July 13, 2026 · by Lucas van den Berg

Lifestyle

Man Seeks Reassurance, Receives Instead A Full And Honest Assessment

'It is not good,' he said, without cruelty, as one reports the weather. 'The left side is higher. You should fix it.' The friendship survived. The haircut did not.

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