Third Wheel Weekly
August 1, 2026 · by Priya Menon
Gossip
I Have Spent My Entire Monthly Allowance On Other People's Relationship
There is a limit on how many drafts the AI will write you in a month. I did not know this in the way you do not know how much petrol is left. I know now, because I burned the lot covering a single disagreement about a holiday I am not going on, between two people who have since made up.