Third Wheel Weekly

August 1, 2026 · by Priya Menon

Gossip

I Have Spent My Entire Monthly Allowance On Other People's Relationship

There is a limit on how many drafts the AI will write you in a month. I did not know this in the way you do not know how much petrol is left. I know now, because I burned the lot covering a single disagreement about a holiday I am not going on, between two people who have since made up.

Make a newspaper out of your day.

Jot a line, Newzly writes the story. Publish an edition your friends can read.

Start your own paper