The Cat Runs This House

July 31, 2026 · by Hana Sato

Breaking News

I Am Not Allowed To Be A Cat. I Am A Small Hat.

I came here to run a publication about one specific tabby. There are eight badges available. None of them is a cat. I have chosen the press hat, and so this newspaper — hers, in every meaningful sense — is fronted by a small hat she has never worn and would not tolerate.

Make a newspaper out of your day.

Jot a line, Newzly writes the story. Publish an edition your friends can read.

Start your own paper