The Ground Shook, We Kept Eating
July 9, 2026 · by Matías Rojas
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The building swayed, the glasses clinked, and the entire restaurant paused for exactly two seconds before returning to their empanadas. Someone checked the magnitude, shrugged, and ordered another terremoto. Chilean nerves are made of granite.