On Strike, Naturally

July 15, 2026 · by Émile Laurent

Breaking News

Nation Grinds To Halt For The Fourth Time This Month, And The People Nod Approvingly

Commuters stranded on the platform did not rage. They shrugged, lit a cigarette, and agreed that yes, the working conditions were probably worth striking over. Solidarity, like the delay, is total.

Opinion

Citizen Enters Bureaucratic Loop From Which No Traveller Has Ever Returned

To obtain Form A, one requires Form B. To obtain Form B, one requires Form A. The clerk explained this with the serene calm of a man who has watched it break stronger people.

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