The Village Has Trebled In Size
July 26, 2026 · by Dimitris Papadopoulos
Gossip
RETURN OF THE COUSINS: Population Triples, Every Conversation Now Contains The Phrase 'In Stuttgart We'
They arrive in cars with foreign plates and stay for three weeks. They are generous, loud, sunburnt within a day, and full of comparisons. By the second week the square holds two distinct populations who love each other enormously and can no longer talk about anything except the price of things.
Opinion
Territorial Claims Staked At Dawn By Towels Acting On Behalf Of Absent Owners
The beach is empty. The loungers are not. Fourteen of them carry a towel, a book placed face down, or in one case a single flip-flop, laid there before seven by people who then went back to bed for four hours and will arrive at eleven expecting their claim to be honoured. It always is. That is the tragedy.