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The Toddler Has Declared A Nap Strike

July 14, 2026 · by Tom Fletcher

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Two-Year-Old Secures One More Story, A Second Water, And Full Amnesty In Masterful Bedtime Talks

Negotiations opened at 7pm. By 8:30 the toddler had extracted a third story, a renegotiated lights-out, and a glass of water she had no intention of drinking. The adults, outmatched, signed everything.

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