Press

Everyone In Charge Is On Holiday

July 31, 2026 · by Marcus Thorne

Breaking News

Nation Placed On Hold Until September, Told To Leave A Message After The Tone

The building is empty. The problems are not. They will sit in the corridor for six weeks, growing quietly, and be greeted in September with the phrase 'we're aware of the concerns' as though they had only just arrived.

Opinion

Households Asked To Use Less Of A Thing They Are Paying More For Than Ever

The letter arrived on the same morning as the restriction notice. One asked for a higher standing charge. The other asked for restraint. Neither acknowledged the other existed, and both were signed by someone whose job title contains the word 'customer'.

Opinion

Local Pothole Marks First Anniversary, Council Sends No Representative

It was reported last August. It was assessed in October and found to be 'below the intervention threshold', a phrase which here means deep enough to be annoying but not deep enough to be anyone's problem. It has since grown. It now qualifies. It is on a list.

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