The Eternal Construction Cone

July 11, 2026 · by Chloé Tremblay

Breaking News

Beloved Orange Cone Marks Fourth Year On Street With No Visible Construction Ever Taking Place

It arrived one spring, heralding works that never came. Four years on, the cone remains — weathered, faithful, guarding a stretch of road that has never once been dug up. We have stopped asking why. We simply nod to it now, in passing.

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