The Kafeneio Report — Sunday

It has come to my attention that colleagues are using their front pages for pans, bins, and one gentleman's furniture. This publication has always concerned itself with matters of substance: who was seen, with whom, and at what hour. I do not say this to shame anyone. I say it having seen everything and written down most of it.

He arrived Friday. She is not from here. They have been to the good beach twice and the family taverna not at all, which anyone can tell you means it is serious and he has not told his mother.